I would like to take this opportunity to clear the air. I know that in the past i have said a lot of things about pirates and ninjas. some of it true but most of it ridiculously fraudulent. Also I just want to state right here and now that Paris Hilton was right. He is correct that you can be a ninja and a pirate. Paris Hilton would know since he is a direct descendant of the most famous ninja pirate who ever lived Black Belt Beard who was not only the scourge of the seven seas and also many of the larger lakes. Paris Hilton is, in fact real cool and real pretty. He is pretty much the coolest person I know. That is all.

P.S. This is A Girl Gone Mad. No one else.