Today I got broken up with on Facebook by someone I am never speaking to again.

I mean really. How are you going to take a sick, barely able to walk, cold-sweat having, home alone, finals studying, IRB approval getting achy, gaggy little pobrecita como yo, and then you know, just break up with her on Facebook. Like all of a sudden I’m in an open relationship with nobody, and all of a sudden her feed says she’s single and all of a sudden CHINGATE, if I have to deal with this pinche mierda, you know what I’m saying? Santo Dios I gotta deal with this mierda, I’m gonna cut a bitch.

Putas everywhere, filthy German putas.